Online Communication T-Shirts

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Who would of thought that with this many 'friends' one could feel so alone."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

'I'm held accountable for my diagnoses by the friends in my chat room.'

Upset mother to son: 'Would it kill you to check your poor mother's blog once in a while?'

'This woman is on the other side of the world and yet I feel so connected!'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"There's something you should know about me."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Moses on the web

'See you later, Steve - I have to catch up on my tweets.'

'Don't you just long for a case of good old sexual transgression rather than inappropriate blogs,tweets and chats ?'

"Forget it, Goliath, I've decided to attack you online instead."

....Now press "delete"...

Technology and Love

Zoom Wedding

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."

Testimonial from cyberspace.

"Aren't we friends on Facebook?"

"Little by little my snarkiness is getting back to full speed."

"...and please, God, grant me compassion, wisdom and understanding, and the ability to set up and conduct zoom meetings."

Bird of Paradise as social media

"OMG, LOL!"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"What the...? He un-best friended me!"

"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #

"You don't sound anything like your e-mail."

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

'Mom, be glad that I've got social network friends only. Just imagine the mess you'd have to clean up if they'd come to visit me in reality!'

'When you signed up to Twitter, I never expected you to get so many followers'

How would you feel about going back to an exclusively online relationship?

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'