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'How long have you been dead? Do you have any complaints about your treatment here? Do you have any suggestions?'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Good game."

'T.M.I.F.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Where Indian ink came from.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Man showing in the rain.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Local News in Heaven

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Cloud Computing.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Watching Sea Life.