Cloud Watcher's Delight Pillows

'How long have you been dead? Do you have any complaints about your treatment here? Do you have any suggestions?'

"Good game."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Where Indian ink came from.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man showing in the rain.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Local News in Heaven

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Look man, no wings!'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Cloud Computing.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"You run into a window, too?"

Watching Sea Life.

The Suite Hereafter