Cloudwatching Enthusiast Pillows

People Watching

'That cloud looks like a sheep.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Local News in Heaven

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"You run into a window, too?"

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

Postcards from Heaven...

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'