Inner Voice Navigator Prints

'All I want from them is a simple majority on things.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

New music conference

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Rowing machine on a river.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

Musical Bicycle.

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."