Inner Voice Investigator Prints

"Have you considered the face that the voices you keep hearing are trying to reason with you?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Motorway of the Self

"I'm going to go ahead and blame this one on my parents."

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"I would stop the negative self talk if I wasn't such a worthless, pathetic loser."

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

Interior Monologuist

'Can Kevin's inner demons come out to play?'

Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.

Of course I talk to myself. It's the only intelligent conversation I have all day.

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"

A Smiling Man with a Grumpy Inner Child

'Tell me how you developed this shyness.'

'Well, he's progressed from an imaginary friend to an imaginary mentor.'

'All I want from them is a simple majority on things.'

"I found myself when I travelled the world, but we forgot to exchange numbers."

'Third one this month. Do you always have to analyze everything to death?'

"Use Your Inside Scream"

'It's my inner voice that lacks confidence, not me. It keeps asking, 'Can you hear me now'?'

Penny for your inner monologue

'In the little movie inside my head, you're the bad guy.'

"The good news is that he went on a course and got in touch with his 'inner child'."

Maybe you have cancer. - 'Why would I have cancer?' - 'Why would you not have cancer?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Maybe I have cancer.' - '' -

'Note to Self: don't listen to me or anyone else, just be yourself.'

Access your inner beast.

"What were you saying? My inner voice drowned you out for a second."

"Some rascal saying he was you just tried to scam me!"

How are you? (About to drop dead, I hope, you arrogant jerk...)