Bathroom Navigator Gifts

Toilets.

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Rowing machine on a river.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"You have arrived at your destination."

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

Low rates!

US Economy Boat.

"Are we there yet?"

"Before kindergarten, I was into that whole downtown nursery-school scene."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'Holy shit!'

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Street Maze.

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

'It's been an odd year.'

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'Now do you think that's done any good?'

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."