Bedroom Adventurers Gifts

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'We'll take it!'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Wine Lovers

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Are we there yet?"

'Don't hurt it.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

Sex Games of the Married

"It was meant as a compliment. In my eyes, you're a real pig."

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Rodney, I think the cat wants to come in!"

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

"We don't live in a cabin, and you don't have a fever. Mom saying you have 'cabin fever' was a misdiagnosis."

'This is great, we'll take it.'