Bedroom Escapade Enthusiast Gifts

'This is great, we'll take it.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'We'll take it!'

Wine Lovers

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Dang it."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

"It was meant as a compliment. In my eyes, you're a real pig."

Sex Games of the Married

'Mom!!'

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Woman with a 'Teach yourself better sex' book has put man in the corner with a dunce haton

A man stuck in a snowman

'He's always wanted an adjustamatic.'

'And now...thanks to...the blue pill...a triple lutz.'

Sleeping Mozart

"Thlippry thnakes. . ."

"Fred, listen! Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

Spending too much time in bed.