Boardroom Voyager Gifts

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Around here it got a little tricky...

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Internet Cafe.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"It's a hybrid!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

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"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."