Cubiclist Navigator Gifts

'Oh, hello there.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I feel your pain."

You are here.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

Busy day at the office.

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

You are here.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

Stacked In Tray

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."