Cubicle Maze Navigator Mugs

Mouse guide through cubicles.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I feel your pain."

You are here.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

The Corporate Rat.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

You are here.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Stacked In Tray

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

Psychological Testing Center.

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Can't find your office, doc?"

The team-leader's body-odour wasn't getting any better.

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'