Cubicle Comic Collector Gifts

"I'm sorry, sir - We don't have anyone here who wants to talk to anyone like you."

'Welcome aboard, Patterson. Space is limited around here so you'll be sharing a cubicle with Johnson and Phillips.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'That's our mission statement.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Bears catching fish

'Super Dog'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'