Cubicle Comic Collector Prints

"I'm sorry, sir - We don't have anyone here who wants to talk to anyone like you."

'Welcome aboard, Patterson. Space is limited around here so you'll be sharing a cubicle with Johnson and Phillips.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'That's our mission statement.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Bears catching fish

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Super Dog'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."