Cubicle Comic Relief Prints

'From now on, anyone not found at their desk will be sacked on the spot.'

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

"It is what it is."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.