Cubicle Comic Relief Mugs

'From now on, anyone not found at their desk will be sacked on the spot.'

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

"It is what it is."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"