Cozy Cubicle Enthusiast Gifts

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

In, Out, Shake it all about

Working Environment

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

We're letting you go, Drew. Would you like us to notify your next of cubicle?

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

'Congratulations, Smith! I hear they're moving you up from a cubicle to a cube...'

"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."

Family Cubicle

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

'Have you got something suitable for kicking, after a hard day at the office.'

Dead office worker in the middle cubicle.

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

"I come with my own cubicle."

"Beats working in a cubicle."

Working from Home

"We need to have a talk about the cat."

"A cubicle is too small? Be glad that you are not one of our temporary workers....they've got to work in here!"

'As a supervisor myself, Edna, I admire your ability to compartmentalize.'

"Could we have a little chat, Lassiter?"