Office Cubicle Survivor Gifts

"Focus, Perkins...you face has that Monday morning smear."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Do Not Resuscitate

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

Late/Too Late.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Office Weather

Cafe Burns.

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Getting through the week.

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

Exhausted employee

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

Office zombie.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"