Office Survivalists Gifts

Cafe Burns.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

Late/Too Late.

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

Office Weather

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Getting through the week.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

Exhausted employee

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"