Office Chaos Conqueror T-Shirts

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

I suggest you call technical support.

'Sir, Tri - cities products on lines 1, 2 and 3.'

InOut.

"Sir, the cleaning lady is here to tidy up your office."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

Star Executive

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Accountancy

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."