Workplace Chaos Conqueror T-Shirts

"I've found concentrating on this forces work stresses to the back of my mind!"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Accountancy

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

'We reorganized so many times we are now one of our own subsidiaries.'

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

I suggest you call technical support.

"Perhaps we pushed him too far too fast."

"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."

Entry-level positions at KFC.

InOut.

'Have Henderson send over his people, then tell them our people changed my mind.'

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"Hey, back off pal. I don't make the rules around here!"

Jobs Inc: In and outsource.

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'The good news is we got the bailout. The bad news is we have to report what we actually earn.'

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."