Quirky Office Decorators Mugs

'Geoff, when I said that I wanted you to make the office more 'youth friendly' I was thinking more of some magazines in reception!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

The Hammer

Yard Sale

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'