Quirky Interior Decorator Mugs

'The doctor buys old magazines and passes the savings on to you.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Cake Free Zone

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Yard Sale

The Hammer

Bathroom Fairy

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.