Quirky Office Decor Lover Pillows

' Henderson.I told you to find me a mature secretary..If I'd wanted 'Lolita' I'd have asked for her ! '

'I can't complain. Last week they had me on martinis.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Bathroom Fairy

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

Rogue elephant

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Two stressed drinking birds

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Carnations.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"How?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Missing sock

Computer Mouse.

The Ugly Plant

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Red in tooth and claw.

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"Butt cracker"

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."