Quirky Office Decor Lover Pillows

' Henderson.I told you to find me a mature secretary..If I'd wanted 'Lolita' I'd have asked for her ! '

'I can't complain. Last week they had me on martinis.'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Bathroom Fairy

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Two stressed drinking birds

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Carnations.

Missing sock

"How?"

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

Computer Mouse.

The Ugly Plant

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Do you realise you're talking to the man with the biggest office, the longest desk and the plushiest carpet?

"She always gets the upper bunk."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'