Playful Decorator Mugs

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"'We should get a trampoline' you said, 'It'll be fun' you said!"

Jumble Sale

Mice Cream

'Too small for Santa I'm afraid-but with a fishing rod you would be a WOW in our roof garden!'

'I dyed the toilet water green for St. Patrick's Day!'

"Side effects include excessive scratching of furniture and increased running around the house for no reason."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Can that be right?"

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light