Creative Home Decorator Mugs

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Tedious Romantic.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'