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'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Moving in

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"I love what you've done with him."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'My mother says I can't make anymore furniture for our house.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

'So this is a kitchen!'

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

"Mobile Tree Home"

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

Home Ship Home

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

"My husband, of course, will want a den."

"How could you son?"

'For sale'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

Future Homes

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.