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'For sale'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Building Blocks.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Education and Apprenticeships

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

How to Build a Bungalow

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

Nest Egg

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

Clear construction agreements are important.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

Woodpecker House

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

Estate Agents

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."

Another fine home by McKlosy Construction Co.

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

'Library built out of books.'

I.M. sPEIder

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.