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"With house prices the way they are then the idea of a 'lifetime' mortgage makes a lot of sense."

Ask about our plans for owning your home!

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

The Day Dreamer.

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

Burying cash. 'You misunderstand when I said put your money in land.'

'Er, and should you ever need primal scream therapy, this house has a treatment centre conveniently next door.'

'My life is so awesome! I've got a starter job, starter house and a starter husband.'

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

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Hey! Built-ins! Carpenter Ants: Best-Case Scenario.

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."

Estate Agents

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

'I hope to raise enough money to buy my own house and move out at sixteen!'

'For sale'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Ideal for children - the play area is only a stone's throw away...'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"Good news, they accepted your offer!"

'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'

'Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence.'

"The time will come, son, when you will move out of the basement and into a basement apartment of your own."