Future Home Dreamers T-Shirts

"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

The Day Dreamer.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Home Sweet Second Home.

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Turtle Home

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'