Green Visionary Prints

'Yeah, we're very similar to humans, but thank goodness not as harmful to the planet...'

"Our CEO has become a true believer in alternative energy."

"States of tofu"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Yardless: Please help

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'I don't like to take chances.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Sea weed harvest.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Climate Change -- You are here.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'