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'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Thatched roof car.

Nature Lovers

Sheep In Curlers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Migrating cows.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Set already!"

Watering the garden gnome

Snow Bridge.

Rating the Sunset

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

J. M. W. Turner

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."