Urban Aficionado Prints

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"We won!"

King Kongs first christmas

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Holiday cottage

Vampire on a plane

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Netsukes of New York.

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Immigrating to the City

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"There! I heard it again!"

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"Stay together and follow my finger."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."