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The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"You should consider buying."

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Immigrating to the City

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

"Stay together and follow my finger."

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

Computerized House

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

Native trees of lexington avenue

Covid 19 Bar Chart

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

'The next time you feel like drinking champagne from your slipper, don't wear open toe shoes.'