City Life Aficionado T-Shirts

Loud Music in Public

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Native trees of lexington avenue

"This is the Lincoln Tunnel I've told you so much about."

Repair Man

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

King Kongs first christmas

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Netsukes of New York.

"This is a terrible table!"

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Sidewalk the game

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

American high street

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

"Stay together and follow my finger."

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

Condom Delivery

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

For All The Detroit Haters.

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

Bus of Fools