City Connoisseur Gifts

"You can hear this?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

King Kongs first christmas

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

The Kali De Milo.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Chinese History: Redwash

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Who's the artist?"

Burger stall at an art gallery