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Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Goodnight Social Media.

The Mom quiz show

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

Renaissance Zone

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

Magic Trick

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

Curtain call

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

Trumpets Green

"Let me do the talking!"

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'I knew you were going to say that.'

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

'Moles? Nah - Sheila Hancock keeps popping up everywhere.'

Landmark selfie

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'