Lifestyle Show Fan Gifts

Meghan Markle Lifestyle Netflix

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Goodnight Social Media.

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

The Mom quiz show

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

Renaissance Zone

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Magic Trick

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Curtain call

Trumpets Green

"Let me do the talking!"

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'Moles? Nah - Sheila Hancock keeps popping up everywhere.'

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

Landmark selfie

'I knew you were going to say that.'

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'