Television Fashion Fan Gifts

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

Cut!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

wattle covers

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Dandy

Miami Mice

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

TV Situations vacant.

Clive Anderson

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Moses' TV guide.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'