Television Fashion Fan Prints

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

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'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Dandy

Miami Mice

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

TV Situations vacant.

Choosing What To Wear.

Moses' TV guide.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."