Fashion Icon Admirer Gifts

Miley Cyrus

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Nice haircut."

Mating rituals

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

A woman in prayer

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

Amy Winehouse

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Two Victorian men dancing

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Chuck Berry

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

On the red carpet

A grave with an array of beauty products

"Nice chords Wayne!"

Real men have facial hair.

Lauran Bacall

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

Dame Edna Everage

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

The Three Musicians - Illustration to Beardwell's Poem (Published Version)

Actually, getting your logo on a polo is quite affordable, and sure beats carrying around a sign. The end is near!