Flowers Fan Prints

'I got a bouquet of forget-me-nots from what's-his-name.'

So Close..

Wine Lady

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I love you too, big guy."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bees SOS

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'They're dog roses!'

Camping-Pong

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."