Tooth Fairy Fan Gifts

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on Earth. Not yet, but a man can dream. This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist? Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts. I'll get a pen. You'll also need a passport and lots of penicillin.

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

'That's not the one I wanted pulled.' 'Be patient, I'll get to it.'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

'Float this last lower left premolar, will you please?'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'All I want for Christmas is stem cells to regrow my two front teeth.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Car Dentistry.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.