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Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Knight feeding his kids.

The Mouse Princess

Here be dragons.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Right here's fine."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'