Fairytale Fan Mugs

Great coaching is about actively listening...

'You need a more secure password.'

"Okay, I'll accept that the big, bad wolf blew your house down, but I don't believe he 'nicked your D.V.D. recorder and plasma T.V.'."

'Jackpot.'

'And how would you like your porridge, too hot, too cold, or just right?'

'Once upon a time...'

"I'm afraid you have emphysema Mr Wolf"

'You might want to strike the term, 'Once upon a time,' from your resume.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Yes Rapunzel, we do have a warrant. So let down your hair, or we're coming in the hard way!'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"You call that a kiss?"

'And don't forget. That credit card will expire at midnight.'

'You are the fairest one of all. But let's face it... you're still a dog.'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

IRS 'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'Visiting has been a breeze since you switched to this extra-stiff hair gel.'

'Three wishes? Did I say three wishes? Let's just make it an even four!'

"Should we let him in? He says he's Wolf Blitzer."

"She's always trying to change me."

'... and we'll just follow the bread crumbs out of the forest, and... oh jeez, I'm an idiot.'

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.

'Hmm, this house idea needs a rethink...'

Rapunzel Plot Twist

"No, I'm afraid I'm not a princess."

'I was the eighth dwarf but got fired just because I grabbed Snow White's bottom.'

Goldilocks's plan to try the same thing at the three panda's house backfires.

The Little Search Engine That Could.

'Who cares about the porridge! Thank God she didn't find my single malts!'

'... And we've just had one telephone bid.'

Man falls asleep whilst reading a bedtime story to his son.

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

Fireman in place of prince rescuing a Princess from a tower with a net.

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"