Short Story Fanatic Gifts

Nikolai Gogol

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"What the hell took so long?"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Invisible clothes

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Like that?"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

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