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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Invisible clothes

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Like that?"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

The Impractical Guide to having a baby.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."