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'Talk about being madly in love. I went with him for six months before I realized he was a space alien.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"What the hell took so long?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Invisible clothes

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Like that?"

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

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