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Love is being close, no matter what...

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Romeo and Julietta'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Dialogue

Tongue in the ear...

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Cupid

Heart is sewn back together.

Dreaming of Love

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

"You complete me, Barbara."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"