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"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

In the Steinberg fridge, this romance just wasn't meant to be.

'...and a boiled potato,a pinch of garlic,stirring constantly and then...'

Reading Romance Novels

Mimi and Rodolfo

'Wow! Now that's what I call a courtship display!'

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I see you got platonic love again.'

'I'm not saying you put it about, your Highness, but the guys in the barracks have started to call you Catherine the Great!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Happy Valentine's Day.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Funnel of Love

Mantis Love

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