Ancient Life Lovers Gifts

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Orpheus and Eurydice

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Romulus (left) and Remus

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Mass Confucian

Ancient Farming Practises.

'Great Moments in Computer History.' A computer in bathtub shouts, 'EUREKA!'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

Gone to Lunch.

Socrates

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Early career fair

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Pyramid Graffiti

'He was an evil king.'

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

The Dungeon

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

'You're too wrapped up in yourself.'