Ancient Life Lovers Gifts

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Orpheus and Eurydice

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Romulus (left) and Remus

Mass Confucian

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Ancient Farming Practises.

'Great Moments in Computer History.' A computer in bathtub shouts, 'EUREKA!'

Gone to Lunch.

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Socrates

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Early career fair

The Dungeon

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

'He was an evil king.'

Pyramid Graffiti

'You're too wrapped up in yourself.'

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.